Quotes From Here on Campus

These are very fun. :)

(Speaking in Ubbi-Dubbi by accident)
Lady Clare: Uboh, Ubi hubeard thubat yubou hubad slubipped uband huburt yubour lubeg! Ub subure hubope yubou ubare fubeelubing bubettuber nubow.
Someone Else: Are you French?

QuoteGirl: I want to marry a smurf!

(Talking about what became of a bagful of stolen quotes written on scraps of paper)
The Captain: Did you eat them?
Lady Clare: I didn't have any supper, you know!

(Thank you to Lady Clare for writing this down for me)
Me: "Big Egos and Bigotism". That's my new name for "Pride and Prejudice".
Someone Else: Just don't put Bigamist in there.
Me: Although that would solve the marriage problem. Bingley could just marry all the girls. "Pride and Prejudice" set in Utah.

Lady Clare: Are you calling me a sylllogism?

(During a conversation about British Columbia)
The Captain: Let's stop talking about BC.
Lady Clare: Why should we stop talking about BC?
Me: Because this is AD!

QuoteGirl: Watermelon is the fruit of the devil!

Yes, very goofy. I know. :)

Here's a slightly more edifying quote:

In order to love and serve God, it is not necessary to do extraordinary things. Christ asks all men without exception to be perfect as His heavenly Father is perfect (cf. Mt 5: 48). For the great majority of men, to be holy consists of sanctifying their work, to sanctify themselves in their work, to sanctify others with work, and also to find God on the road of their life."
~ St. Josemaria - Escriva, Founder of Opus Dei